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The bottle's empty...that's the problem!
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Find yourself as the captain for the Exxon
Valdez.
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You wake up naked lying in the corner of a
bus depot.
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Roseanne looks good.
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Don't recognize wife unless seen through
bottom of bottle.
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You drink to get over a hangover.
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That damned pink elephant followed me home
again.
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You are the proud owner of a porcelain bus
driver's liscense.
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The Whisky Ain't Working Anymore.
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Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their
heads when they walk past you.
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You have a reserved parking space at the
A&P.
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I'm as jober as a sudge!
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You consider yourself a workaholic, becuase
every time you go to work, you want to have a beer!
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I slept with that damned pink elephant again.
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Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground in
circles after biting you.
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Newt Gingrich.... he's soooo sexy.
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You find yourself in a room on a train
arriving in Tiajuana and the last thing you remember is being in a bar in
NYC!
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Your name is Ted Kennedy.
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You wake up in Korea in August and the last
thing you remember is the Fourth of July party in Waikiki.
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Red dog upside down looks like batman eating
a catwoman.
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You've fallen and you can't/(don't want to)
get up.
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You don't drink. (That's a problem!)
when hangovers become an attractive alternative lifestyle.
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BeerTender! Get me another Bar!
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Boris Yeltsin tries to get you to join AA.
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The shrubbery's drunk from frequent watering.
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Do you take this woman.....
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You wake up too groggy to come up with
anything funny for this damn list.
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You realize you have shaved your head except
for a little rat tail hanging from the top and you're pestering people to
buy incense & crap.
-
Your only friends are Jack, Johnnie, and
Jose.
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Double vision so much the norm, you can't
function w/o it.
-
You listen to the radio and start dancing to
hootie and the blowfish.
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Because you're not as think you are drunk I
am.salt, sugar, grease, carbohydrates - yes, alcohol is the fifth food
group.
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Your favorite drink is ethanol.
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Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?!
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You can't remember what your family looks
like... or if you have a family.
-
You wake up surrounded by 50 dented cases of
SPAM.
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You like SPAM.
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You get defensive when someone asks if you
have drinking problem.
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Haven't stopped drinking since Carter got
elected.
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I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub..
Pash me another, tarbender.
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You spend a whole night holding up
walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
