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Make race car noises when people get on and off.
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Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
passengers.
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Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut
up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
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Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
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Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
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On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.
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Shave.
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Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask,
"Got enough air in there?"
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Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your
upside-down.
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Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
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When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
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Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet
Willy?"
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
them to call you "Admiral."
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One word: Flatulence!
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On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink"
at the bottom.
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Do Tai Chi exercises.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on."
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When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not
now, damn motion sickness!"
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Give religious tracts to each passenger.
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Meow occasionally.
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Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
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Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say,
"oops!"
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Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
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Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing
buttons.
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Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.
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Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
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Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one
of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"
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Leave a box between the doors.
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Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
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Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through"
it.
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Start a sing-along.
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When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your
beeper?"
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Play the accordion.
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Shadow box.
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Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
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Lean against the button panel.
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Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red
buttons.
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Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
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Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space."
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Bring a chair along.
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Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha
in muh mouf??"
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Blow spit bubbles.
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Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
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Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host
body."
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Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
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Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
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Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
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If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD
TOUCH